Blonde and the Christmas Tree

G-Rated

There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.

After hours of subzero temperatures a few close calls with hungry wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

June 30, 2008

12513

Funny? Bookmark It on Del.icio.us
Link to it from your own website; just copy/paste this HTML:
<a href="http://www.forwardedfunnies.com/blonde_and_the_christmas_tree_012513.html">Forwarded Funnies: Blonde and the Christmas Tree</a>

Home

All 1659 Entries:
Next: Marriage
Previous: Working in the Dark

G-Rated Entries:
Next: Golf Story
Previous: Working in the Dark

Forwarded Funnies In Your Mailbox

Subscribe to the Forwarded Funnies Update mailing list, and each time a new item is posted, you'll get notified by email. Just click on the link in the notification email (why?), and you'll get your daily laugh. It's just that simple.

The "Blue" List! Normally, only the "G" and "PG" rated items are sent in email, skipping the occasional 'adult' stuff, rated "R" and "X". Check the box below and we'll sign you up to Forwarded Funnies "Blue" list which includes the off-color and possibly offensive or "blue" humor as well.