Bill & Jerry in FlightPG-RatedJerry Falwell was seated next to Bill Clinton on a recent commercial flight. Once the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey and soda. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he too would like a drink. Mr. Falwell replied, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen Cuban whore, than let liquor touch these lips." The ex-President then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "My apologies, I didn't realize there was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's having." 610
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