Bill & Jerry in Flight

Jerry Falwell was seated next to Bill Clinton on a recent commercial flight. Once the plane was  airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders.

The President asked for a whiskey and soda. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he too would like a drink. Mr. Falwell replied, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen Cuban whore, than let liquor touch these lips."

The ex-President  then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "My  apologies, I didn't realize there  was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's having."