Big Friendly Giants
"The Tall People of the World" is an organization for large people, and members are only accepted after proving they are at least 6 feet 5 inches tall.
Most of the members are players from the NBA, but the current president was just a tall man who worked in finance.
The organization holds annual meetings, and the last meeting, in 2000, had some short very short people who came to meet with the tall guys and protest their exclusive admittance policy.
Upon seeing the president, one of the dwarves came to him and said, "You are so tall! Do you play basketball?"
The giant, offended that everyone always asked the same question retorted, "No. Do you play Miniature Golf?"
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