Big Bob and The TwinsG-RatedHi Everyone, My name is David. Driving to work this morning on Washington S.R. #167 near Auburn WA, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman, in a brand new Mustang, with her face up next to the rearview mirror putting on her eye makeup. I looked away for a few seconds and when I looked back, there she was halfway over into my lane, still working on her eyeliner. It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver,which knocked the Krispy Creme out of my other hand. In all of the confusion of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, my cell phone was knocked away from my ear - it fell into my Starbucks between my legs, splashed and burned BIG BOB and the TWINS, ruined the phone and disconnected an important phone call. DAMN those women drivers!!!!!! 494
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