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Imagine: an incredibly handsome guy. A romantic supper in your favorite restaurant, candlelight. He is cool, intelligent, rich, he kisses wonderfully, dances like a God, all your friends are crazy about him, your parents adore him.

In one word: a man of your dreams.

He asks you to marry him, but there is one but. No sex before marriage.

You - of course - agree to all. You get the most beautiful wedding dress, the cake is equally fantastic, the wedding party is an event of the century.

And then .....

July 4, 2004

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