Bad YearG-RatedDoesn`t have to be a Blonde...could be anyone!! Fill in your own blank... January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels .... Hellloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got really excited....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours....power went out! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast-stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M&M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108! December - Couldn't call 911....."duh"....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone! What a year!! 1036
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