Another Enron?

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I normally avoid discussing any advice received from my broker but felt this is important enough to share and warn you since this explosive situation might prove to be another ENRON.

Please review any holdings you might have in the following stocks: American Can, Interstate Water, National Gas Company, or the Northern Tissue Company.

Due to uncertain market conditions, we advise you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water, and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were wiped clean

October 24, 2007

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