An Eskimo in Australia

An Eskimo was a bit bored with looking at the vast white emptiness and decided he needed a change of scenery, so he booked a holiday to Australia. Soon after arrival, he headed off to the wide green hills and valleys in an old motor car he rented. He was a few days into the tour when driving along a country road, suddenly the car started to stall cough and splutter. Then it conked out. After desperately trying to re-start it without success, he pulled up the bonnet, looked bewildered at the engine and sat down, defeated.

As it happened an Aussie was walking along the road and saw the lonely Eskimo sitting on the grass verge. The Eskimo beckoned him over and said: "We don't have cars where I come from, can you please help me?"

The Aussie peered under the bonnet and said to the Eskimo: "I know what your problem is mate, you've blown a seal. "

The Eskimo looked at him in shock and said: "So what? You fuck sheep."