Age Old WisdomG-Rated1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man
is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress. 2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do
read the newspaper you are misinformed. 3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of
Congress. But then I repeat myself. 4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity
is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the
handle. 5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul. 6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man,
which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. 7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep
voting on what to have for dinner. 8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor
people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. 9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and
car keys to teenage boys. 10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody
endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. 11. Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few
short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it.
And if it stops moving, subsidize it. 12. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the
facts. 13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see
what it costs when it's free! 14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much
money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the
other. 15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't
mean politics won't take an interest in you! 16. No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the
legislature is in session. 17. Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. 18. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy
appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. 19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the
blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of
misery. 20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that
the taxidermist leaves the skin. 21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly
is to fill the world with fools. 22. There is no distinctly native American criminal class...save
Congress. 23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians. 24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is
strong enough to take everything you have. 25. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public
office. March 10, 2009 1782 |
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