After being married for 42 yearsPG-RatedAfter being married for 42 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 42 years ago we had a cheap Apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a little 10-inch Black and White TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 19 year old chick ! Now I have a $700,000 Home, A $50,000 Car, nice big bed, and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 61-year-old Woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.' My wife being a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 19-year old chick, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10-inch black and white TV. 12429
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