A Small Accident [PIC]

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To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately, it wasn't too bad ,and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent, but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kindhearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care about you, Sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again...See you soon!

Your loving wife
XXX

PS. YOUR GIRLFRIEND CALLED

February 14, 2009 1760

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