A Message from California

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A message from California, and our reply.

TO THE PEOPLE OF WASHINGTON:
Last week's earthquake was just a warning. Sell us your power. Give us back our sunshine. Take back your rain. And we'll take back our earthquakes.

FROM THE PEOPLE OF CALIFORNIA

TO THE PEOPLE OF CALIFORNIA:
Take your people back from Washington, and we'll take back the rain. Make your own damned power instead of leeching ours. Thanks for the ride - loving the sunshine. Kiss our moss-covered butts.

XOXOX THE PEOPLE OF WASHINGTON

May 29, 2009 2198


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