A Love Story

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I will seek and find you . . .

I will take you to bed and control you . . .

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan . . .

I will make you beg for mercy . . .

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you . . .

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

January 20, 2005

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