A Good Cause?PG-RatedA driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington D.C. Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush, Jesse Jackson, Donald Rumsfeld, and Al Sharpton. They're asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all with gasoline & set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon." 1168
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