A Dog's letter to God......PG-RatedDear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it going to be the same old story? Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle' If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog? We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand? More meatballs, less spaghetti, please. When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in? Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize? And, finally, my last question: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back? 943
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