50th Anniversary

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While enjoying an early morning breakfast in a Laredo Texas cafe, four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather to how things used to be in the "good old days."

Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses; And one gentleman turned to the fellow on his right and asked, "Roy, aren't you and your bride celebrating your 50th wedding anniversary soon?"

"Yup, we sure are," Roy replied.

"Well, are you gonna do anything special to celebrate?" Another man asked.

The old gentleman pondered this for a moment, then replied, "for our 25th anniversary, I took Martha up to Dallas. Maybe for our 50th, I'll go back there and get her."

February 2, 2005

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