November 8, 2011

Old Farts

PG-Rated

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up.

One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What're you selling' here?"

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November 5, 2011

Development

G-Rated

All babies start out with the same number of raw cells, which over nine months, develop into a complete female baby.

The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby instead.

Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cell necessary to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from cells already assigned elsewhere in the female.

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November 4, 2011

Hunters

G-Rated

A couple of Kentucky hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

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November 3, 2011

Gas Prices [PIC]

G-Rated

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November 2, 2011

A Lift

PG-Rated

A young woman from New York City was driving through a remote part of Oklahoma when her car broke down. An Indian came riding by on horseback and offered to give her a lift. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride into town was uneventful except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a loud whoop that echoed back from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in Bartlesville, he let her off at the local Phillips 66 Service Station, yelled one final "Yahoo" and rode off.

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November 1, 2011

Hands Free Cellular [PIC]

G-Rated

I don't know if you've heard, but you can no longer use a cell phone while driving unless you have a "hands free" adapter. The need for an inexpensive adapter presented itself as wonderful business opportunity for me.

I went to Circuit City and they wanted $50 for a headset with boom microphone for my cell phone. I have come up with an alternative, working through Office Depot.

These kits are compatible with any mobile phone and one size fits all. I paid $0.08 each for buying in quantity. I'm selling them for $1.00. I tried them out on Erickson, Motorola, & Nokia phones and they worked perfectly.

A photo is attached. Take a look and let me know if you want one - I don't want to sound pushy, but I think they will make great Christmas or Hannukah presents (and the price is right!).

Also, feel free to forward this to anyone you know who may want one.

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