November 30, 2009
Ghost Story
G-Rated
This happened in a little town in Raleigh, Newfoundland, and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's absolutely true!
Charlie was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a terrible rain storm. The night was rolling, and no cars were on the road. The storm was so strong Charlie could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car coming toward him and stop. Charlie, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door - and only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel!
See the rest of "Ghost Story"November 26, 2009
Life in the New Millenium
G-Rated
You know you're living in the 2000's when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
See the rest of "Life in the New Millenium"November 24, 2009
Re-calibrate your mouse!
G-Rated
You should actually do this every year.. Even more often if you spend a lot of time on the computer.
I was shocked to see how well this works, and how far off mine was!
To re-calibrate your mouse...
See the rest of "Re-calibrate your mouse!"November 22, 2009
Grandma's Boyfriend
PG-Rated
You have to be very careful how you explain things to kids!!!!!!!!!!!
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. While playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
See the rest of "Grandma's Boyfriend"November 20, 2009
How Pumpkins Are Made [PIC]
PG-Rated
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A Trip to Costco
PG-Rated
Yesterday I was at my local Costco buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
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November 17, 2009
Keeping the Beat
G-Rated
I was in a restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
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November 16, 2009
Some things are just not worth bargaining down
G-Rated
THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.
So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.
See the rest of "Some things are just not worth bargaining down"November 12, 2009
Bad Date [PIC]
R-Rated
One sign that the date has gone badly:
See the rest of "Bad Date [PIC]"November 8, 2009
Special Dinner
PG-Rated
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends. "Oh, no!" she suddenly exclaimed. "Look at the time! I have to rush home and fix dinner for my husband! He's going to be really ticked if it's not ready on time."
When she got home, she discovered all she had in the cupboard was a wilted lettuce leaf, an egg, and a can of cat food, and she didn't have time to go to the supermarket. In a panic, she opened the can of cat food, stirred in the egg, and garnished it with the lettuce leaf -- just as her husband walked through the door. She greeted him warmly, then watched in horror as he sat down to his dinner.
See the rest of "Special Dinner"November 7, 2009
Wine Flu
PG-Rated
I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed copious amounts of alcohol.
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November 4, 2009
Dog for Sale
PG-Rated
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:
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