September 30, 2009
A cowboy appeared ...
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
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September 29, 2009
Girl Scout of the Year Poster
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September 21, 2009
What is the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu?See the rest of "Flu Update"
September 20, 2009
Are you owned by your dog?
1. You have a mental list of people you'd like to spay or neuter.
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September 19, 2009
Let this be a warning ... [PIC]
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September 18, 2009
Snow Shovel Scam [PIC]
It will be snowing again soon and I wanted to warn you of this latest scam. You should be on the lookout for this pair in case they appear in your area.
They showed up offering to shovel snow from my driveway for $20. Not ten minutes into the job they were at my door complaining about being cold. They said they wanted to come in to my house and get warm for a while.
Well, three hours later, they ended up leaving without finishing the driveway. I didn't get anything done around the house because I was afraid to take my eyes off of them. I'm just glad my wife wasn't at home to see me taken in by this 'scam'. I'd never hear the end of it.
Don't let this happen to you!
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September 15, 2009
Two robins were sitting in a tree.
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September 14, 2009
FRAP: What you do in the obedience ring when you are tired of heeling. Includes running wildly around the ring with a big Corgi smile on your face. Be sure to smile so everyone will know you are enjoying it. (Frantic & Random Acts of Play)
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September 13, 2009
Ten Ways to Tell if a Redneck has been Working on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
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September 12, 2009
Why Cats Need Humans
Excerpts From "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"
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September 11, 2009
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists ... two men and a woman.
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September 10, 2009
Voice of an ... angel?
Ever notice how a 4 year old's voice is louder than 200 adult voices?
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September 9, 2009
A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.
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September 8, 2009
Why - What - What If?
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
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September 7, 2009
Sex in the Dark
There was this couple that was married for 20 years ... See the rest of "Sex in the Dark"
September 6, 2009
- Passionate kiss, like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
September 5, 2009
"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant." - Unknown
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September 4, 2009
She Was Soooooo Blonde
She was sooooo blonde:
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September 3, 2009
An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat.
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September 2, 2009
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
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